FA 078 Sex Mistakes and Hot Takes

Introduction topic

  • Marijuana as miracle drug in the bedroom

    • http://www.businessinsider.com/marijuana-sex-2016-12

      • Regular use > occasional use

      • Less is more (~ 1 joint before sex)

      • People who light up before getting busy report feeling "aphrodisiac effects" in approximately half of cases, while 70% of users say they experienced "enhancement in pleasure and satisfaction," according to a review of preclinical trials and studies that used human subjects.

Topic

  • Viro: Farting in mouth during a rimming session

  • Metriko: Concussion during sex (picture fell off wall onto head)

  • Viro: Confusing other things for lube

    • Hand sanitizer

    • Pepper Spray

    • Just don’t use household substances for lube, ok???

      • Exceptions: baby oil, albolene will do in a pinch (not with latex condoms tho)

  • Metriko: Testicle damage

  • Viro: “A little swampy down there”

  • Metriko: Drunk dude vomiting on my dick

  • Viro: Blackout drunk sex

  • Metriko: That one time the Appliance Direct commercial came on and the bottom laughed so hard that he pooped on my bed. (Commercial in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgxcYz5cLN8)

  • Viro: More pooping on bed issues (Guys, be cool about santorum during anal. Shit happens.)

  • Viro: Being fucked out of bed at AC

Question(s)

  • Subject: Getting rid of negativity

    • Hey guys, I've become a massive fan of the show, you guys have really opened my mind about love and sex. However, I've been having issues with negativity. Maybe it's a symptom of being on "the Autism spectrum," but I'm sick of using tired excuses, and I want to change my life so I can attract friends who lift me up rather than drag me down. I'm making myself look at the positives (for example, I was recently rejected for a job, but I looked at the rejection as an opportunity to get feedback, and figure out what to do better), but sometimes I find myself in a hole that I can't get out of. Do you guys have any strategies to quit the negativity and make positivity and optimism my default setting? I would like to think that this question would be useful for others, so please play it on the show. Thank You!

  • Subject: Where to find pet gear

    • Question / Message / Feedback: Hi Im a young kitten furry sensually and daily within my life hidden from my family though. I been with my bf 7 months now and we are finally gonna see each other again (long distance relationship) in about 2 months. He knows i like pet play and hes into bdsm. but we never have the right tools/equipment for it... I wanted to surprise him dressed in a sweet cute kitten outfit and ask him to collar me and of course have sex since we have both been so pent up.... but... i have never actually used these things in the bed room for example: the tail plugs or the kitten ears and other things like that and i dont have a lot of cash. Where do i find this stuff and how do i know if its right for me...?

Closer

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Metriko Oni

Metriko Oni is a former government environmental disaster mitigations expert with a focus on outreach, education, and policy writing. He now works with computers. He has been active in the fandom since 2013 and has been an advocate for transparent lines of communication. His interests include philosophy, media, futurism, and speculative fiction.